SEX

 And now, for the BIG No-go area, the grand subject often described as , The Only Subject. If ever you've asked yourself: Why do we bother cutting our hair, shaving, dressing well? Why do we make fools of ourselves in Banks, in gyms and on the dance floor and etc. What in the end is the ultimate aim of doing all that?

You guessed it:

Sex, The root of all Evil.

What is it about this particular subject that makes it important in our waking thoughts, that engrosses and obsesses us and is the fundamental cause of all dilemmas?

Why is the average Man horny at all time?

Because he is normal. There is nothing wrong with this. Nature has dealt us a very strange hand as far as sex goes. All we can do is know the odds and occasionally try for a lay down misère . To those who do not know what this means.. it's destitution... deprived, lack or however you wanna put it. 

Anyway, let me put it in a simple term. Wild animals get extremely horny when they smell pheromones. This is released by the female and has the general effect of saying," Come get me, I want it." Unfortunately, this only happens once a year or more often if the particular species has been lucky with the Evolutionary Roulette. 

Mother Nature then decided that her females would be in season all the time shedding pheromones like a drag queen sheds feathers. Mankind is walking about in a hormonal soup. No wonder we sometimes wanna have sex with the house furniture.

It is a little trick Evolution has played on us and what with all that Crème de hormone bubbling through the atmosphere as well, we can be forgiven by our one track minds. 

Never Feel Guilty About Being Horny.

Vagina Psychosis

If there is one part of the Man/Woman minefield you should steer right away from, it's Female Plumbing. (Someone nicked this from me last time and called himself a Female Plumber, nice try. I caught you L. Stop stealing my lines!)  

Anyway, as I was saying, it's all very caring and sensitive about Women and Her needs but there is no way known to show polite interest in someone's vag*na.

Women find it distasteful. It is not a suitable topic for general conversation. It is not a good subject for poetry as well. ' Your eyes, your lips, your c*nt...' NO! While there is no man who has ever objected to 'My! What a glorious c*ck you have...', surely 'My! That's a big c*nt...' is not advisable!!! You have been warned. Steer away from c*nt compliments.

Women are usually very uneasy about their sexual equipment. They constantly worry that, 'It's not big enough' or 'It's too big" or 'Is it small?' or ' Am I normal?' And this is quite understandable. 

Boys have taken a healthy interest in each others Things since the school days and can slip into any toilet for a refresher course. This avenue is not open to Women. 

So naturally, they worry. There is nothing you can do about this. Just be aware of the problem. Reassurance is far too close to C*nt Compliments for comfort. 

Sex with Men and Sex with Women.

As for this decision, you will have to make for yourself though it used to be considered very modern not to make any decision at all and take things as they come or one step at a time. Then came the new celibacy which was also a way of avoiding decisions and very useful for disguising the fact that YOU Could Not Have Any Sex At All.